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Salt War Freedom Edition 3.0 + Black Fly 3.0 Buddy Deal (2 Units!)

BUDDY UP & SAVE $10!

Pick your rifle, choose your blaster. Fight the flies and have some laughter! These binary BUG-A-SALT 3.0's feature all the bells and whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters. Those who are fluent in weaponry & blaster handling will appreciate custom improvements such as the Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight.

The perfect gift for the serious fly hunter, this buddy deal includes a 1-year warranty & limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

We are very proud of these new, more lethal 3.0 blasters. However, we must warn instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model greatly increases odds for in-flight take down.

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• New Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid fire, folks!
• Sleek design has streamlined the feel of the blaster. It's like butter on toast.
• Updated engineering on trigger mechanism. It's now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children, pets, & idiots.
• Barrel has been lifted & Patridge Sight added for extremely accurate shooting. You can shoot the fly in the back of the neck now!
• Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
• Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern.
• Non-toxic and no batteries required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  

Advanced Combat + Black Fly 3.0 Buddy Deal (2 Units!)

BUDDY UP & SAVE $10!

Pick your rifle, choose your blaster. Fight the flies and have some laughter! These binary BUG-A-SALT 3.0's feature all the bells and whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters. Those who are fluent in weaponry & blaster handling will appreciate custom improvements such as Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight.

The perfect gift for the serious fly hunter, this buddy deal includes a 1-year warranty & limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

We are very proud of these new, more lethal 3.0 Blasters. However, we must warn instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup; it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model significantly increases the odds for in-flight takedown.

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• Green & Red fiber optic sights for enhanced accuracy in low-light settings.
• New, limited edition metallic finish
• New Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid fire folks!
• Sleek design has streamlined the feel of the Blaster. It's like butter on toast.
• Updated engineering on the trigger mechanism. It's now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children, pets & idiots.
• Barrel has been lifted & Patridge Sight has been added for highly accurate shooting. You can shoot the fly in the back of the neck now!
• Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
• Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern.
• Non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  

WIDOW MAKER 3.5

Only female spiders bite. Leave the dicks alone!

Introducing the BUG-A-SALT WIDOW MAKER 3.5, our most fearless model yet. Comes fully loaded with BUG-BEAM laser sight, Front Grip Cocking Handle, Detachable Stock, & Adjustable Strap!

Inspired by the infamous Black Widow, the most toxic arachnid in North America. BUG-A-SALT WIDOW MAKER 3.5 is ideal for targeting poisonous spiders in your woodshed, garage, attic, or basement. Say no to toxic pesticides as you combat these dangerous critters biting over 2,500 Americans per year. Fun fact, Black Widow venom is over 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake. Other “Widow” cousins include the Brown and Red Widows whose bites may induce cramping, nausea, and sweating. Also, recommended against poisonous Brown Recluse and Yellow Sac spiders who love nesting in homes, potentially lurking in your sheets, clothing, or shoes. Brown Recluse and Yellow Sac spider bites are typically not as serious as the Widow family; however, they can induce blistering, itching, and/or rashes.

We are very proud of this new, lethal edition to our family. However, we must warn that instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.5 model dramatically increases the odds for in-flight takedown.

Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER.

Check out this official demo video below!

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.5 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Mosquitoes, Red Widow Spiders, Black Widow Spiders, Yellow Sac Spiders, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Brown Recluse Spiders, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, Cabbage Worms, and Earwigs. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.5 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!


• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• Includes adjustable BUG-BEAM laser sight. Once They’re Red, They’re Dead!
• New Front Grip Slide-Cocking Handle makes cocking easier (for weaklings).
• Detachable Stock will bring out the 80s action hero hiding in your soul.
• Adjustable Strap extends to accommodate the heftiest of folks.
• Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid-fire, folks!
• Non-toxic and uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
• Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

WELCOME GOOGLERS!

Unfortunately our BUG-A-SALT Rooster Edition 3.0 offends the Google Machine. So we had to put a sock on it!

If you found us here, we've socked it to big tech and won the battle for another day. Enjoy!

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE!!!

Salt War Freedom 3.0 + Advanced Combat Fiber Optic 3.0 Buddy Deal (2 Units!)

BUDDY UP & SAVE $10!

Pick your rifle, choose your blaster. Fight the flies and have some laughter! These binary BUG-A-SALT 3.0's feature all the bells and whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters. Those who are fluent in weaponry & blaster handling will appreciate custom improvements such as the Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight.

The perfect gift for the serious fly hunter, this buddy deal includes a 1-year warranty & limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

We are very proud of these new, more lethal 3.0 blasters. However, we must warn instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model greatly increases odds for in-flight take down.

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• Green & Red fiber optic sights for enhanced accuracy in low light settings.
• New, limited edition metallic finish.
• New Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid fire, folks!
• Sleek design has streamlined the feel of the blaster. It's like butter on toast.
• Updated engineering on trigger mechanism. It's now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children, pets, & idiots.
• Barrel has been lifted & Patridge Sight added for extremely accurate shooting. You can shoot the fly in the back of the neck now!
• Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
• Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern.
• Non-toxic and no batteries required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  

COMES FAST! RUSH SHIPPING!

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Just in time for White Elephant gifting! Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your "Light or Dark" blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”.

Sorry to offend! We DO NOT market any of our products to children (EVER). Intended as good natured fun for adults with a sense of humor. Not perverts here - we're just silly and stupid...

Check The Official Demo Videos Below!

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on!
• New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
• "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
• One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies!
• Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
• It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
• Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
• Not compatible with BUG-BEAM, BUG-CAM, or WALL-RACK.
  

SHARK SHOOTER 3.5

New, Limited Collector’s Edition

Inspired by WW2 General Claire Lee Chennault and his “Flying Tigers” who heroically took down Japanese supply lines, the SHARK SHOOTER features our new, 3.5 smoother slide-cocking hand grip. This means easier racking while you’re in the heat of battle. Also, included is a free pop-up suction-cup fly target to perfect your aim.

Famous for their “dive-and-zoom” tactics and superior kill ratio, compared to other Allied soldier groups in the Pacific theater, the Tigers were some of the greatest military heroes on the planet. Frank Losonsky, recognized as the last surviving member of the original American Volunteer Group (AVG) — passed away on February 6, 2020, at age 99. As a crew chief with the 3rd Squadron "Hell's Angels," he maintained P-40 aircraft, marking the end of an era for the unit. In honor of Frank and his comrades, we’re proudly donating 10% of profits from the SHARK SHOOTER to organizations supporting Veteran’s groups.

Limited while supplies last.

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT Shark Shooter 3.5 targets soft-bodied insects: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Mosquitoes, Red Widow Spiders, Black Widow Spiders, Yellow Sac Spiders, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Brown Recluse Spiders, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, Cabbage Worms, and Earwigs. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.5 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• New Front Grip Slide-Cocking Handle makes cocking easier (for weaklings).
  
• Free pop-up suction-cup fly target to perfect your aim.
• Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid-fire, folks!
• Non-toxic and uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
• Recommended for soft-bodied insects: common houseflies, mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small-large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, cabbage worms, earwigs, and moths.
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
• Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
  
• Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER!